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Here is another bathroom story :-) Jon and I had gone over to my parents home for dinner, (Marshall was still in high school) after dinner we all sat around and watched one of those awful Freddy movies. Around 2 am the telephone wakes me up. When I answer it I hear Marshall gasping and wheezing on the other end. Snickering, snorting, trying to catch his breath. Here is the story that finally unfolded.....All were asleep. Momma woke up like so many of us gals have to do, and headed to the bathroom. She didn't want to wake up Steve so she left the light off. Tip toed into the bathroom...still in total darkness...started to sit on the throne...Marshall is awaken by the sound of what he believes is murder. He bolts out of bed and begins turning on all the lights (if Freddy has come for him he wants to see it) Runs into Mom and Steve's room as that is where all the noise is coming from, flips on the light...And finds them both still screaming ( in quite a state of disarray) trying to get out of the bathroom door at the same time. The rest of the story goes like this. Steve had woken up first. Had also not wanted to wake up Momma, so did not turn on any lights. Steve how ever :-) had fallen asleep on the potty!! Momma had sat right down on top of him :-) Scared the crap out of both of them ;-D Momma...for finding some one already there. Steve for being so rudely awaken. Marshall just couldn't stand it. That was the best prank yet...and they had done it all to themselves!! Something that good couldn't possibly wait until morning, so he called me :-)

 


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