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I mistakenly thought I would change brands of cat food...to entice the old guy to eat better. What I got was kitties with upset tummies. I then mistakenly changed back, rather abruptly I might add. So I have been dealing with nasty kitty box the last few days. Now, I buy kitty litter in big 20 lb square buckets with reusable lids. Wash them out and use them for everything. Neighbors beg for them, they are wonderful buckets! So I think...since I am "scooping" every couple of hours until the tummy upset is over...I will just dump (no pun intended) it into an empty bucket. I take a big green marker and write POOP on the lid and place it next to the litter box. Pretty self explanatory don't you think? Well there I am reading my email when Johnny comes in and sits on the bed...
"Mom, what's in the bucket that says POOP?"        "Poop"
"No Mom, what's really in the bucket that says POOP?"       "Poop"
" No Mom...really  what's in it?"       "Poop"
"Mooooommmm! What is in the bucket that says POOP?"    "Poop"
"Mom. I am serious here. WHAT is in the bucket that says POOP?" now I had had about enough of the 13 year old attitude so I answer..."Candy, for Halloween"
He jumps off the bed grinning and heads down the hall. "Stevie! I know where Mom hid the Halloween candy!" Then I can hear the two of them out in the sewing room.
Johnny - "Open it Stevie"
Stevie - " But it says...POOP!"
Johnny - "Come on Mom's just trying to trick us...open it."
Stevie - "No way man...you open it...it say's Poop" a pause...then yelling
"EWWEE...GROSS...HEAVEN HELP ME"
"URK...GASP...CHOKE"
"SHUT the LID! "I can't! I'm gonna SPEW"
"MOM!!! THAT WAS MEAN

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